By CHRISTOPHER OJI
Like the proverbial hunter that became hunted, an armed robbery suspect has told how he narrowly escaped death in the hands of his victim. A four-armed robbery gang had invaded the premises of a powerful politician in Lagos. The incident got to the attention of the state Commissioner of Police, Umar Manko who swiftly ordered the officer in charge of the State Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) Abba Keyari to fish out the hoodlums. The efforts of the police paid off as they arrested the suspects. One of the suspects in an interview with Crimewatch denied using gun to attack the politician.
He said: “Really, we attacked the man but the man was too strong to defeat. We used pliers to break the kitchen window protector and gained entry. We started packing his laptop, phones and other things.” “As we were packing his things, the man woke up and grabbed me. He was too strong for me to handle, so he started beating me. He did not stop at hitting me, he also bit me.
His teeth were shaper than knife. He was biting me like a wounded lion. In fact, that man is a lion. He is too powerful. As he was hitting and biting me, I was shouting for help but my colleagues abandoned me. “How I managed to escape, I cannot tell. I was half dead.
When I left the house. If the man had beaten me more than he did, I would have died. He is too strong so, that is why I am saying no to the claim by the police that we were armed, if we had a gun, we would have fired him, rather we escaped from him.” Showing some wounds on his body, he said, “look at my body, all the injuries were from the man. He even injured me on my penis. He beat me black and blue.”
On who owned the locally made pistol the police claimed they recovered from him, he said: “I am not saying that I don’t have a gun at home, I have but I don’t use it for robbery. I only use it to protect myself at home. For that robbery, I swear to my ancestors, we did not use gun that day.” His suspected accomplice, Sheidu Busari, who the police named as the leader of the gang, corroborated Jimo’s story, “we did not use gun that day but my friend Jimo has a gun, but we did not go with it that fateful day. We only used big pliers to break through the window.
We gained entry but when the man grabbed Jimo, and he was shouting like a baby, I thought the man has stabbed him or had charmed him so I took to my heels. I did not know it was ordinary biting that was scaring Jimo. Jimo (Jamio) used to be strong that was why I was confused and scared when he was crying like a baby.”
Busari who was just released from the prisons for the same armed robbery, said “I was only sent to prison for buying a stolen phone but my elder brother later bought my freedom with N200,000.” On why he went back to crime he said, “don’t you know that Christmas is fast approaching. I need money for Christmas so, when we got information that the man we attacked was wealthy, I had no alternative than to go for the robbery.”
He regretted that the operation was not all that successful. “I swear, the robbery was a bad one. We did not make money, yet, it brought another trouble to me. See now, I will be spending the Christmas in the prison.” Lagos State police spokesperson, Ngozi Braide, said one locally-made pistol with six rounds of live cartridges, one HP Laptop, and one Nokia 200 were recovered from the suspects.
This story is so amusing. I can’t stop laughing. “The man was too strong for u to handle”. U are a fool. U guys should just relax in prison. Maybe, u might regain frdom in 2022, that is, if at all u will ever be free again.
lol…! I no fit stop laffta oh! Abeg who be dis Lion teeth man? I sure say NA Anambra man, lol!!!
Emeka, keep quite and laugh ur laugh! Abi na ur teeth? Lol! Why u dey call the teeth man Anambra teeth! Maybe na u sef
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Fools send them to jail
U keep ur gun at home to protect urself? From who? From ur innocent victims whom u have made their live a living hell?
In fact this film will win best comedy movie of the year!
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Funny story indeed. This politician is strong in charms and otherwise. Well, he is a good defendant.
Good for them…. Ndi ori!
hahahhahaha. See the rubbish that was recovered! Your elder must feel bad ryt now. Wasking 200k on a return ticket to prison
i cant just stop laughing. no remorse at all, dese guys should be kept in d prison yard until dere dieing days or better still invite dat powerful man 4 some dose of beatings every morning for 10yrs 2 know if they will have a change of heart.
…they will be remanded in prison right? Police,also make sure that the likes of them in public offices ”serving Nigeria with all their strength” are arrested.”Happy Yuletide”the unfortunate ones who allowed themselves to be caught. timeout..
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Ha ha ha ha ha ! I am rolling on the floor! This is the funniest story I have read lately.
Are we so sick in this country? what is funny in this story? Somebody was sent to prison for robbery, he is now telling Nigerians that his elder brother bought his freedom with 200,000 Naira and he thereafter went back to the same crime. Is this something to laugh about? I think many of us require a psychiatric attention.
You are the one that require psychiatric attention. You see a story as funny as this and you are talking rubbish. Even the manner in which his brother bought his freedom, is it noy funny? Very funny story indeed. This is good to mark the Xmas with
Very funning indeed, a recently released prisoner for armed robbery case, regained his freedom after payment #200,000 by his brother still went back to the crime simply because Christmas is fast approaching, what a stupid reason. He should be punished according to the law, no mercy should be applied.
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Omotayo Oyeyipo ! you are the person that needed psychiatric attention most. You talk carelessly.
d story isn’t funny it’s only intrstn, wot can b said about d nigerian police? call me on 080910111213
Omotayo or wateva nonsense you call urself, am sure u said dat trash jus 2 prove u exist. why not comment and go ur way instead of insulting urself thinkin its others u insult.
Pstcheew….. Boffoons
May their body rest in kirikiri prison Amen. Umu epkerima.
SUN ABEG THIS NEWS DE FUNNY TOO MUCH, ROBBER DEY CRY LIKE BABY. HIM JAM ROCK. XMAS THAT IS JUST ONE DAY. WHY NOT START A LABOURER WORK AND SAVE MONEY FOR URSELF. HAPPY XMAS IN PRISON AND TURN A NEW LEAF GOD IS WARNING YOU.
SUN THIS TORI DEY MAKE ME LAUGH TOO MUCH. ROBBER DEY CRY LIKE BABY. HIM JAM ROCK, XMAS THAT IS JUST ONE DAY. HAPPY XMAS IN CELL. GOD IS WARNING U. TURN A NEW LEAF BY THE TIME U ARE OUT. MY BELLY DE ACHE ME.
D polician shld neva step near d national assemble otherwise he wil commit murder when they go physical…d robbers shld remain in prison until 2020 ..umu ekwensu!
..D polician shld neva step near d national assemble otherwise he wil commit murder when they go physical…d robbers shld remain in prison until 2020 ..ndi ojor,umu ekwensu!
Sun, abeg make una dey bring this type of story after the days hassles. we need to relax and laugh off all the hard days activities. Very funny and comic story. Good for a comedy play. As for Omotayo Oyeyipo, only God knows what planet you come from not to see this story as funny. You are the one to see a psychiatrist, honestly.
Goes to show that most criminals are bullies and if you muster enough courage you can have victory.Fear is the ultimate weapon of criminals.
i believe the boys story if they had guns they will finish the man and i don’t ve pity for the so called politician they re the one that kept the life of nigerian youth at the point of no return.the man must also charge to court for biting occasioning injury
Keep that fool in prison,xmas is fast approchin u want 2 mek fast money.He jux came out 4rm prison.That bastard is a criminal.
Human beings are so unpredictable. This blog suppose to be for the sages who has something to share positively about a situation at hand but, duns dominated it, i am ably disappointed .
you kept ur gun at home to defend yourself and went out robbing without something to defend ur self. Does it make sence? the man would have bitten ur penis off. THEIF
Hhmmmm! Wondas shall never end. Well, wish u Happy xmas in prison yard.
Hilarious tale.4 d politician dis is a no mean feat.he shld never allow his teeth go blunt & he must start an accademy wt govt support to train youths on ‘how to unleash teethomic attach on d enemy’.who knows if we can conquere dis boko harram menace wt teeth,after all God uses foolish things to comfound d wise.
What a scintillating story 4rm Sun newspaper! Who the cap fits let him wear it! Let the full weight of the law take its course. I pray u people be treated with leniency. Cutebabes ping me on:32FC1E44.
Wonder teeth on a rascal.
Criminality is innate in the family of this robber. His brother too could be a robber, he freed him with two hundred thousand naira and he is ready to free him again if chanced. This time around, maybe his brother will go stealing to raise the money to free him again. The story is so funny for Nollywood to analyze it well for future film making. It will sell because it is so funny.
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funny story, come to imagine this ‘yoruba’s too steals’ just one of the unreported case against them….chameleonic tribe
This story is funny and very serious too, but funny or serious. Those robbers should be off public domain or if possible to clean up Nigeria, let them remain in prison throughout their youth days and let them off of the hook till when they are in their 80′s.Nigeria don’t need such people in the mids of the general public.
SO THE ROBBER HAS TO DISPOSSES THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF HIS PROPERTY TO APPEACE HIS OWN GOD. MAKES SOMEONE TO WONDER WHAT SORT OF GODS SOME PEOPLE WORSHIP.NIGERIAN RULERS CALL ON THEIR GODS TO ENRICH THEMSELVES WITH THE PUBLIC FUNDS.
YOU ALL DECIDE, I AM NOT BELIEVER IN ANY GOD EXCEPT TO LOVE HUMANITY.