Letters to my dog on Xmas

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Your article (last Saturday) on your Rottweiler that bit your son is hilarious.  More power to your elbow.  Aliyu Abdulaziz.  NNPC, Makurdi

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R-r-rottweiler!  You are the undisputed king of tabloid journalism.  You made my day with the delightful news.  You are back to your old Concord days’ style and standards. Femi Ola Martins, Lagos.  08034007020

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This is a good piece of reportage of home or domestic accident for us to relax our minds and at the same time warn us of the consequences of keeping late nights as this will be common during the Xmas. Dr. Ukwu Aaron Eze, Sokoto. 08035776501

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Members of your family, with the exception of your wife and the security guard, were not close to Bobby as it grew from puppy to an adult.  That is why it can attack you.  The Rott is an ugly dog and generally avoided by even its owners, unlike the better-looking Alsatian.  I have similar problems.  But note this: if it bites once, it’s likely to bite again.  Watch out!  Obi.  08033034252

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Your article on Rottweiler is another sermon suitable for youths to avoid nightlife.  When a gun is shot, it is reloaded.  Your wisdom will not diminish, sir.  Fadeyibi Abimbola Felix, 08035685243

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Hope your son is getting better after the “dogfight.” Blossom Ubani

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I have been reading your clips, Sir and I swear by the creative muse you have a gift for humorous fiction.  The way you write, I can guarantee you a multi-million dollar publishing deal abroad if you have the nerve to try.  Ani Akak, Calabar. 08104668959

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Who would have imagined that my near-death experience in the hands of the beast “Bobby” would turn out to be such a great story to tell and learn from?  Babajide Awoyinfa, 08137308758

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I pity Baba J after his run-in with Mr. Bobby.  I wish each household with a frisky youth had a Bobby to tame the fires of youth.  Margaret Calabar.  08036738443

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If our security operatives can act like Bobby, Nigeria will be better and safer.  Uche Chukwuemeka, Kaduna, 08067762844

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I thank God for your true confession. Your son that you can’t control has been caged by your dog.  Mafe A. J.  08094215353

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This is a Pulitzer award-winning material.  Femi Abisoye, 07030189874

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What you don’t know about Kofi Annan is that the only two children he has are from his first wife, a Nigerian woman, the daughter of the late Sir Adeyemo Alakija.  Her name: Ms. Titilayo Alakija.  Sister to Ambassador Aduke Alakija.  08054680953

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Your write-up on the dog that bit your son made me laugh, unlike the article on the Aluu 4 that made me cry.  08073666017

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Even at 60, you have not changed from the Mike Awoyinfa that wrote the classic ‘May Your Road Be Rough’ in the Weekend Concord.  I am happy your professional principle remains unchanged till date.  Wishing you many years of fruitful service to your admirers.  Oba Aliyu, Ilorin, 08058725839

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All is well that ends well.  It is good that dog and man united in reconciliation.  It is a good lesson in forgiveness.  Ifegwu Ude, Abuja, 08039644783

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Thank God for sparing your son from Bobby.  Foreign dogs are dangerous and I never like them.  They cost a fortune to keep and are capable of causing misfortune.  Temitayo Omole, Kaduna, 08058544032

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Children of pastors should avoid night parties.  Eze Ihediwa

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What a masterpiece from my witty, witty editor.  You are simply the best in human angle stories.  Salif Audu, Abuja, 08036125777

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Your Bobby has emphasised the lesson No.1 of business: No bending the rules.  Your son was a good player: he took the lesson without sulking.  Kudos to the duo.  0805698776

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Dear Mike, don’t let your dog, Bobby use you for Xmas meat.  I am serious.  It’s not a laughing matter.  Taiwo Adedeji Abidakun (Facebook)

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Sorry, Uncle Mike, but Rott is a kind dog to its owner.  It must be remorseful now.  Wilson Agbaje (Facebook)

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Did you place the dog on hunger strike after what it did to your son?  Paul Chuke (Facebook)

 

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In my village, a dog bit the son of the king even before I was born, ever since, dogs have been outlawed in the town: Anara, Isiala Mbano, Imo State. Ban dogs from your domain.  Harry Iwuala (Facebook)

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I hope your son has been treated for rabies.—Tony Nwodoh (Facebook)

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Oh, I love dogs. They are most loyal.  Mike Cerutti Osagie (Facebook)

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Kill that dog before it kills your son.  Kehinde Ayoola, JP. (Facebook)

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Don’t kill a good dog for biting someone in the household.  A Yoruba adage says the same teeth a dog uses in playing with a child, it uses in biting.  Soji Biobaku

 

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