Some of them are underage. Some of them have signature body odour. Some have unkempt hair and look anything but attractive to the eyes, yet men go after them with uncontrolled passion. They have sex with them and even get lost in their fields after harvesting their wetlands. They are house helps.
These girls who sometimes come into a family to be assisted by the couples even as they help out with house chores eventually start eating madam’s food. They eat so much of the dangling rod that some of them get confused by the sweetness down there. They become rude and stubborn to madam.
Will you blame them? They now see what madam has been seeing for years. They now know what Oga’s rod looks like before and after action. They know if it is big, medium or small. They also know if it is straight, curved, long or short.
No matter how old they are, once that boundary has been crossed by the man of the house, the door is opened for his wife to be disrespected. Since these girls are now eating from the same source as the woman of the house, they lose respect for her. The respect they once had gradually vanishes with the hump and thump they get from keeping oga’s rod wet and busy.
These house girls are supposed to do the house chores at home. They are to cook food, clean the house, wash clothes and take care of the children. But the roving eyes and wandering penis of the men in the houses where they work won’t just let them focus on the job they are meant to do.
These men sneak into their rooms at night or rush back home during the day when they know their wives are away at work just to sweat on top of their house girls. Some of them even stoop so low as to tell these girls to call them by their first names. Abomination!
The skills which these men display while riding these girls have not been experienced by their wives in many years. Yet, they devote time, energy and resources on little girls old enough to be their daughters just because they can’t control their insane and animalistic urges.
These girls know the style oga loves the most in bed. They give what he wants and quickly too. They know when to walk about naked in the house for him to squeeze their breasts and pat their backside. They know all the colours of his boxers and play with his moustache as well as the hairs on his chest while madam is busy answering our wife for nothing.
What I find disturbing is how these men do all these things and still claim head of the house. Some of them even blame their wives for their wandering penis when they are caught pants down with their house helps. It’s a shame that these men lack respect for their wives and marital vows.
Couples have separated and homes have been broken, once happy families have fallen apart because some men prefer to steal meat rather than eat the ones they have. Their greed and lack of self control are destroying their families, yet many men are still doing it. They are still sneaking around with their house girls without thinking about the repercussions.
It happened yesterday, it’s happening now as you are reading this and it will happen tomorrow. It’s no more news that no matter how gentle and responsible some men look, no matter the respect they get at home and the fear they create at work, they still sneak around with house girls.
Such men even shiver at the feet of these house helps, the young lady from the village who once looked tattered, unkempt and can never be a match to his wife. Some wives who are so unlucky have been replaced by house girls because the man was thinking with his tool and not his brain.
No one would say they have not heard of any story where the man of the house has been sneaking into the room of the house help just to peruse their oil rigs and sweat, pant and release. These men even grab these girls in the sitting room where they perch to catch some good night rest.
Some of these stories are heartbreaking as they are annoying. You hear of stories where a man leaves his designer wife to go after an unkempt house help who stinks and looks nothing close to being beautiful and you ask yourself what these men are actually looking for.
Is there anything special about the joy holes of house helps that attract these men? What do they have that madam is lacking? Why do men go though the stress of sneaking up and down at night just to insert and remove their tools from the wet place of house helps when madam is at their disposal?
Why do men stoop so low to have sex with house helps who are sometimes minors? Are house girls now better than wives or what in that department? Is there no way men can stop this dirty habit of eating elsewhere even when the other party is nothing compared to their wives? Is it true that konji is no respecter of persons?
Women needs answers to these questions and only men who love to jump in and out of house helps can honestly answer these questions. Some of the women who have caught their husbands doing press-ups on their maids cover up their deeds out of shame.
Some of them feel it’s insulting for their men to be stealing waters from girls who cannot even look them in the face. They keep changing house girls while their men continue tasting these girls like people in a wine tasting event.
I know of a woman who has decided not to bring in female helps anymore because her community penis of a husband makes it his life’s mission to have sex with anyone she employs, whether ugly, beautiful, tall, short, black or fair. The man just lacks control and respect for his wife. He also extends it to their neighbour’s house helps.
This woman has become a laughing stock of their neighbourhood. She has begged her husband to stop, she has invited both families to report his drilling hobby, she has even fasted and prayed for him to stop but it seems his case is beyond human comprehension. She has given up. She employs boys instead.
Some excuses men give for this gross irresponsibility include that saying that a man is moved by what he sees. They say men can’t resist seeing perky breasts and swinging backsides daily without scheming to have a taste of them. And I ask, are men animals that they can’t control themselves?
Some also claim that men fantasise about women who see them as their masters and that is why they go after house girls like a lion going after its prey. They say some of their wives have become disrespectful and they want women who will allow them be in charge and feel like men. 
Another man cited the power of risk as the reason men sleep with their house girls. He said men are wired to have high adrenaline surges and do risky things even when there are grave consequences for their actions. I was told that the extreme excitement that comes with exploring the forbidden fruit of house girls can be erotic and exciting.
Another reason men have sex with the girls living in their houses include the belief that they are entitled to sex. Someone told me that men can’t just help it. They harbour that weird belief that they are entitled to the pleasures of a woman’s soft body. That’s why they expect women to drop their underwear whenever they treat them to minimal luxuries.
Even though it sounds stupid, they say this is how men are. That is why they even become worse when they acquire power and wealth. Powerful men look at women like food and crave to have them for dinner no matter who the women are.
This is why some of these men do everything within their power to harass and intimidate the girls who refuse to roll on the sheets with them. They lie against them and poison their wives’ minds against them just because they refuse to part with their flesh for them to consume.
Utilising opportunities is another reason men savour their house girls in place of their wives. These men cheat because the opportunity is there. They can’t afford to let a sweet dish remain unattended to.
When a maid comes into their homes, woe betide that maid if she has the right curves in the right places and is even beautiful, she is seen as a luxury of life to be enjoyed by her master. That is why these men waste no time in devouring these goodies. And they expect their wives to understand this reason when they are caught. This is appalling.
Some men also say that the problem also lies with their wives. They say these women get too comfortable in their matrimonial homes, hereby opening the door for house girls to take over their beds. They say that some women stopped wearing revealing clothes, short skirts and bum shorts that enticed their husbands because they are now married and the men have no choice but to start drilling their house girls just to get a feel of what they see previously in their women. And I ask, how many remain sleek and firm and make efforts to dress well for their wives even after they get married?
According to these men who try so hard to justify sleeping with their house girls, they blame their wives for leaving their house girls to attend to all of their husbands’ needs. And that is why the man’s rod is moved to peruse their holes anytime of the day. This is another crap.
So, I ask again, with all the stories flying around about supposedly educated, intelligent and respectable men sleeping with their house girls, are these girls now better than wives?